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Overflowing end of year news and celebration of the giving season

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And now to continue with the Garry Davis material . . .

The World Government Ideas of Garry Davis – Part 5

Excerpted from the 1997 book “Sovereignty Consciousness”, by Taansen Fairmont

~ More relevant today than ever ~

Transformation, then Evaporation

In Chapter 13 of Passport to Freedom, Davis says, “
Government ought to function as humanity’s brain, fulfilling the needs of the individual and the entire organism.” One might ask, then, how would individual free will be maintained?

This still leaves open the question of where does individual free will come in? How is the mistake of mankind’s past history, the infamous coercive and exploitative dictatorship, avoided in the future? Should government be really so much like a brain, or should it even exist at all?

The answer to all of these questions is the same as has been realized before. The awakening of personal power and personal intelligence in each and every individual . . . is the only way. Each and every individual must evolve, become more intelligent, more responsible, more powerful, and more self-directing. Sovereignty consciousness must dawn in each individual.

Then government’s “baby-sitter” and “taskmaster” roles diminish. People give it less power, less funding, less respect, less importance. People stop giving it significance over their lives, because they gradually realize they can get along quite well enough without it, thank you.

As this spreads to more and more people, whatever government is left may function more like a “friendly brain,” in that it may serve useful “central clearinghouse” and informational functions. For example, some area of the world has too little food; some area has too much food. Rather than dumping the excess in the ocean and letting the needy starve, the government simply provides the administrative information necessary to arrange transfer. Nothing is done against the will of anyone; coercion has long since been abandoned, having been recognized for the ineffective and self-defeating mechanism that it was.

In this sense, government functions rather like the post office, and its “president” is like the postmaster general. Most people don’t even know his name, and he certainly doesn’t receive much media or press coverage. It’s just an administrative function; not a dominating source of dictates or coercive directives. It’s more like a free-market business, and in fact, business would be best suited for such functions. So, in this light, why even continue to call it by the name, “government?” Call it a business — “World Cooperative Services,” or something like that.

Later in this process, as billions of individuals awaken further, intelligence becomes so highly advanced and universally achieved that even the coordinating and administrative role of “government” becomes unnecessary. Everyone just “knows” from within; there’s no need for an outer mechanism. Then anything even remotely resembling government can finally evaporate altogether.

This is where those in sovereignty consciousness look beyond the vision expressed by Garry Davis. Then the focus of those in sovereignty consciousness is not on creating any interim governmental function, but rather on going ahead and creating the new world of freedom, individual sovereignty, personal power, the free market, inner directedness, and the replacement of government per se, with more beneficial and efficient decentralized arrangements.

As an interim function, however, it is at least reassuring to see that Davis’s “World Government” operates according to voluntary and mostly noncoercive principles. Like a creative and life-supporting merchant, it offers products, for which customers voluntarily choose to purchase, or choose not to purchase, as they like.

Unlike most governments, which are heavily in debt, World Government is self-financing. Citizens who request services pay modest fees to cover its operating expenses.
“. . . In essence, World Government is a sustainable and self-sufficient community of sovereign individuals who have given their prime allegiance to an emerging body of ‘common world law,’ including various human rights covenants, the Stockholm Environmental Declaration and the Nuremberg Principles. It is neither a parallel government nor a supra-national federation. It is a ‘meta-government’ of individual human beings.
” — Passport to Freedom, Ch. 24

The question, then, is why even call it a “government?” Why not just call it a business, an institute, or just some kind of service organization? Is it because if we don’t call it a World Government, some other group will come along and create another world government anyway, but with far less noble qualities, and therefore we should beat them to the challenge and show them how it should be done? Or is it because people are so conditioned with looking up to territorial governments for thousands of years, that they can’t just make the sovereignty consciousness quantum leap directly to a global decentralized free market, absent of government altogether? That an interim period is necessary, where all political divisions dissolve into a consolidated one world government, before the arrival of mankind at a utopia where government disappears completely? And if national governments were difficult to dissolve, will it be even more difficult to dissolve a world government, or will it somehow be easier?

These are all needed questions to ask, and there may not be any one final answer. One thing is for sure: that many of us consider it entirely possible for the world government phase to be skipped. We could go right from the extinction of the nation-state governments directly into the decentralized global free market. There is no built-in requirement that world government be a temporary bridge in between. Whole segments of the world population are already building decentralized free markets, anyway.

So whether the whole world comes to recognize a single world authority called a World Government or not, either way the free market is already multiplying. As it exponentially expands, it is inevitable that it will eventually out-compete all governments for every one of their good functions, and put them out of commission. This is the crest wave that those in sovereignty consciousness are riding.

If, as an interim mechanism, Davis’s World Government can play a non-coercive role to assist in this process, and contribute to the liberation of all people, then we support his choice and celebrate our alignment, our parallel missions, and our shared destiny.

World Citizenship Theory and Practice

For Sovereigns who travel, Chapters 9, 10, and 11 of Davis’s book “Passport to Freedom” provide a lot of useful, important, and interesting information on understanding bureaucrats, learning bureaucrats’ language, and ten steps on how to overrule bureaucracies, particularly as it relates to the right to travel. His ten steps are quite lengthy, detailed, rich with useful practical tips.
Chapters 14 and 15 provide an excellent understanding for World Citizens of the destiny of the nation-state. A November 1990 issue of the Washington Post is quoted as having the headline, “Is the nation-state headed for the dustbin of history?” Davis observes the multiplication of nation-states, from only nine of them two centuries ago, to over 160 in 1980; simultaneous with the gradual demise of the nation-state as an institution, as indicated by the political, social, and economic trends of the world.

A world of nation-states is essentially a lawless, anarchic world in which conflict is the defining political and social force. For the nation, ‘national security’ is another word for repression. War is a way to protect the ‘common welfare,’ often by destroying it. Environmental degradation is defined as merely a ‘trade-off’ for progress. And ‘human services,’ managed by government and dominated by a repressive ethic, are programs that quite often promote moral and social disintegration. Leaders are commonly liars and criminals; commercial institutions are machines that market violence for profit. In the nation-state, the social contract called ‘national citizenship’ becomes a collective suicide pact. We simply don’t know when we’ll be asked to die — or for what.”

Clear understanding of the backward, retarded, barbaric characteristics of the nation-state, and the national citizenship that goes with it, is a prerequisite to fully appreciating the superior nature of universal citizenship, and ultimately sovereignty consciousness. Davis points out that “. . . national citizenship is actually a form of imprisonment. If you don’t believe that, try not paying your taxes, or try leaving the country without ‘proper’ papers. Endless other restrictions and abuses of a nation’s ‘subjects’ occur every day.”

Likewise, the so-called “benefits” the government provides, such as national security, are greatly exaggerated. National security would actually be much better without the institution of the nation-state and its government. So in conclusion, the benefits of the nation-state are none, and the disadvantages are countless. Seeing this, it doesn’t take much intelligence to prefer universal citizenship, or worded more plainly, pure individual sovereignty.

One of the services of Davis’s World Service Authority is defense of World Citizens. “If the rights of a registered World Citizen are violated,” he says, “the WSA takes up the defense.” For example, “In countless cases, refugees have succeeded in remaining in the country of their choice with WSA intervention.

As a perfect example of how World Citizenship resolves serious practical problems, Davis brings up a fascinating story about Fred Haas, who was a Conscientious Objector (CO) (someone who objects to being conscripted into the military, for moral or religious reasons). The U.S. military Selective Service Board at Forest Hills, New York had rejected Haas’s CO application because it was based on philosophical and political, rather than religious, beliefs. Then Fred met Garry Davis, and Davis provided some solutions.

Haas became a World Citizen, and sent copies of his World Citizen and World Government documents to the head of his Selective Service draft board, to the UN Secretary-General, and to President Eisenhower.

Though the draft board responded coolly to his letter, ordering him to report for induction and threatening charges of desertion if he didn’t, his deadline passed without incident. By June his case had been passed up the Pentagon line, but still no decision. The more the government lawyers studied the issue, the more intriguing — and troubling — it became.

“This was no longer just a simple CO case. First of all, there was the question of World Government: what the hell was it? That was a political issue they preferred to ignore. A second, related question was whether a U.S. citizen could pledge his allegiance to this so-called World Government. And third, if he could do it, was he still a U.S. citizen? They didn’t want to get into that one either.

“If Fred Haas was prosecuted as a deserter, he could bring up international law to justify his actions. The Pentagon was already having problems with the Nuremburg Principles. Lawyers for the Selective Service certainly didn’t want to defend national soldiery against human rights. Of course, they were also afraid of publicity. Once the case went public, thousands of other draft-age men might try to use the same route. Even people already in jail might turn to World Citizenship as a defense. Finally, the government could not forget the international implications. In short, it was a can of global worms.

“Clearly, geo-dialectical logic was at work. By pledging allegiance to World Government, Fred Haas was able to neutralize an oppressive law in his nation. His simple, sovereign act exposed just how weak the nation actually was. In Civil Disobedience, Thoreau had likened the state to an old lady counting her spoons — so weak it could be bent to one person’s will. Sometimes the resistance of a single person can bring change to an entire government — witness Gandhi, Gorbachev, and Nelson Mandela.

“. . . a constitutional lawyer working for the Pentagon provided the final argument . . . against the government. If Fred Haas was prosecuted, this attorney predicted, he could use the Ninth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution as his defense . . . the ‘sleeping giant’:


The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Fred could simply claim that one of those rights was his right to claim a higher civic allegiance. Although there was nothing in the Constitution about delegating power to a world government, there was also nothing about denying or prohibiting it. . . . This was, at the very least, a legal bombshell, one the U.S. government did not want in court.

As you might guess, Fred Haas was never prosecuted. He left for India several years later, became a disciple of Guru Nataraja, and adopted the Sannyasin way of life.
– – Passport to Freedom, Ch. 25

(This topic to be continued in future editions of the Brilliance in Commerce Newsletter).

The key to infinite safety, unbounded security, the repulsion of all harm, and theattraction of all good, is the daily experience of samadhi in deep meditation. More information on how to experience this is available at this link

In Fellowship and Cosmic Communion, 
Yours, Taansen Fairmont
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Beautiful Story from Katharine Hepburn
The famous movie star from the mid 20th century, Katharine Hepburn, related this story from her childhood:
Once when I was a teenager, my father and I were standing in line to buy tickets for the circus.  Finally, there was only one other family between us and the ticket counter. This family made a big impression on me.
There were eight children, all probably under the age of 12. The way they were dressed, you could tell they didn’t have a lot of money, but their clothes were neat and clean.
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The importance of giving, blessing others can never be over emphasized because there’s always joy in giving.  Learn to make someone happy by acts of giving.”

~ Katharine Hepburn
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            No wonder it is difficult to keep my weight under control… 
            When taking a shower, I often use the rest of my shampoo to lather my whole body. 
            Well, yesterday, I read what was written on the bottle . . . 
            ***What a shock!!
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            As from now on, I will be using my dish-washing liquid for showering. 
            It claims, “Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove!”
            A Montana senior citizen drove his brand-new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
            “Amazing, ” he thought as he flew down I-90, pushing the pedal even more.
            Looking in his rear-view mirror, he saw a Montana State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this! “and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
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            The old gentleman then said: “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Montana State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”
            After the cop finished laughing, he let the driver go, saying “Have a good day, Sir” . . .    
            We who have taught, or love children who have been taught, know this happens.
            My five-year old students are learning to read…. 
            Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 
            “Look at this! It’s a frickin’ elephant!” 
            I took a deep breath, then asked…”What did you call it?” 
            “It’s a frickin’ elephant! It says so on the picture!” 
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